January 2012
“Agent Coulson, sir, someone broke the coffee machine!”
“Agent Coulson, someone let the lab rats out!”
“Sir, there is a dog in the—”
“Sir, there is a goose—”
“Sir, we wanted to hire this one teenaged—”
“Phil, do you know where all the chocolate do—”
“Agent Coulson, Mr. Parker’s school—”
“Thank you for volunteering to become their new principal, Agent.”
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